Sayings that crack me up:
- O.K, so you're a Ph.D. Just don't touch anything!
- Suppose there were no hypothetical situations.
- 28% of U.S. military equipment is too expensive to risk in combat .
- If the early bird gets the worm, what does the late bird get? More Sleep!
- Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
- In Utah, all the girls marry young, Brigham Young that is.
- It's against the law to aid and abet a criminal unless you are a lawyer (sorry Betsy).
- "Rebellions to tyrants IS obedience to God." L. Farrakon.
- "He who works for money alone is surely cheated." H.D. Thoreau.
- Wish in one hand, shit in the other and see which one fills up first.
- War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left.
- You couldn't hit water if you fell off a boat.
- The problem with doing something right the first time is that no one appreciates how hard it is.